i hate the feeling when you’re talking to someone you love and you feel nothing but annoying and dumb
hoelloween: how many times can someone leave your door open before you’re allowed to kill them
fumblrtabulous: THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK well this is it bonjour my petite crossaints
stevenfresco: stevenfresco: it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
ihuggedmikeyway: gusmen: “i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet watching tv shows online
teawithaview: have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
laugh-addict: When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time
thewaywardfox: protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
notahoe: eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
omvr: bitches so quick to make twerk videos but scared to do a class presentation
magehenry: milkshakies: magehenry: milkshakies: IN THE MIDDL EOF HAVINGF SEX WITH HOT HOT GOIRLFREIEND YOU LAY YOUR VERY OWN LARG EEGG are you okay IU OCUYKLD BE HAVING HOT SEXY STEAMY EGG LAY9ING SEX RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE get well soon
petcanadian: staygold-hannah: petcanadian: australiansanta: rosaparking: australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot no its almost winter here we’re freezing no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie What are you gonna do Canada? Polite us to death? well i could, but fuck that i’m cold....
thewholockgames: dean-the-hug-monster: I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me. He doesn’t have a car. He lives 10 miles away. He ran. MARRY HIM
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: jaybird-in-the-tardis: in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
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slowlydescending: forgottenwinterfrost: MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.
Me: nobody's asked what i want for my birthday yet..
My mom: why would we???
Me: my birthday's in two weeks;;;;;;
My mom: well usually you just say what you want
Me: noo ;; people usually ask
My mom: then what do you want?
Me: i don't know ;;;;
getoffmybloghoe: it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
matturday: so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
internetexplorers: *looks in the mirror* what the fuck is that
lepreas: my dream is to yell “fucking shut up” on live TV
johnfkennedy: she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy