mom can you drop me off at the strip club
Is your room clean???
What do you call a dead text post?
any of yours
A text ghos-
being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life
im doing my math hw
why does this have 200 notes
we’re proud of you
i cant stand those dad jokes
does that mean im not meant to be a father
ok so someone was supposed to reply with
"its nice to meet you ‘not meant to be a father’."
but none of you did and i am disappointed
hi disappointed, I’m dad